Taxi Proverbs: FBI Blessings?

Taxis are a common feature of life in Cameroon -- whether yellow cabs, motorcyles, or white passenger vans (called "bush taxis"). Often, these vehicles have slogans or phrases printed across the back bumper in French, English or pidgin. Sometimes they make sense, other times ... not so much. I've started collecting photos of these bits of taxi wisdom, and want to share them as a regular feature on the blog. So here is the first entry in "Taxi Proverbs" ...